We Don’t Do Wholesome Here

If you’re here, you’re probably into the same unhinged shit I am...villains, red flags, and masked men who tell you to run just so they can chase you.

This is where we scream over morally grey men, compare our favourite “knife to the throat” moments and pretend it’s all perfectly normal.

Because honestly? For us...it is.

We collect stickers that’ll get us side-eyed in public, colour filth...you know, the one I’m responsible for with all the veiny peens - and talk smut like it’s self-care.

Welcome home, little sinner. You belong here.

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